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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?
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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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I piss in the bed every night
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP
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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.
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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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I mean Diana Ross.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.