Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.