- Things You Think Only You Do

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.