Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

I never feel bored

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

look at bins as i walk past them

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.