Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always think I have special powers

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.