in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.