Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

check shower for murder then pee

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

call someone by a siblings name.

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I chew around the center of carrots.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.