Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I never feel bored

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.