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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.