- Things You Think Only You Do

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

listen to madonnas new album

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

k. everyone

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.