look at bins as i walk past them

thumb_up thumb_down -52

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Think about breathing...

thumb_up thumb_down -64

Pretend animals talk to you!

thumb_up thumb_down -76

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -80

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

thumb_up thumb_down -82

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

thumb_up thumb_down +19

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

thumb_up thumb_down -9

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

thumb_up thumb_down -25

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Eating chicken at KFC.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

thumb_up thumb_down -35

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.