I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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humiliating little girls

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.