Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

I think about other women when having sex

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.