Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.