Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I think about other women when having sex

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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check shower for murder then pee

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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look at bins as i walk past them

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.