I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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k. everyone

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Having gay sex

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.