Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Having gay sex

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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humiliating little girls

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.