There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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check shower for murder then pee

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.