Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.