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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.