When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.