When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Only use the left earphone.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.