talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.