- Things You Think Only You Do

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.