When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.