When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.