See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.