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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.