Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.