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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.
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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.