When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

I pee in the shower. :3

I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

humiliating little girls

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Still record on VHS tapes.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.