my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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humiliating little girls

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.