Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.