- Things You Think Only You Do

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Having gay sex

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.