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check shower for murder then pee
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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I pee in the shower. :3
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.