Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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My parents are annoying.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.