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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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Look at my poop before flushing
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...
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humiliating little girls
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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.