Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.