eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Having gay sex

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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blink

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.