Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.