when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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My parents are annoying.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.