Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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Having gay sex

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.