Justin Beiber is a woman

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.