I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.