Take off the ends of the banana (

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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humiliating little girls

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.