Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

call someone by a siblings name.

Still record on VHS tapes.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.