check shower for murder then pee

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humiliating little girls

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.