Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.