- Things You Think Only You Do

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

I hold my breath in elevators

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I don't read the terms of service.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Poo really loud

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Brake for tail-gaters

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.