Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.