When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.