Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.