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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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My parents are annoying.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.