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call someone by a siblings name.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.