When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Smoking in the shower.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.