Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I never feel bored

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.