I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

call someone by a siblings name.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.