- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.