Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I think about other women when having sex

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.