When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.