When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.