Look at my poop before flushing

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.