When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Smoking in the shower.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.