I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I push the door open with my stomach

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.