Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.