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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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My parents are annoying.
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.