Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.