get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Poo really loud

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.