When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.