Pick your dead skin then eat it.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

check shower for murder then pee

humiliating little girls

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Still record on VHS tapes.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.