I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Thinking your life is a movie...

thumb_up thumb_down -78

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

thumb_up thumb_down -84

Take off the ends of the banana (

thumb_up thumb_down -104

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

thumb_up thumb_down +37

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

thumb_up thumb_down -9

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

thumb_up thumb_down -31

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

thumb_up thumb_down -31

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

thumb_up thumb_down -33

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.