pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.