I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.