Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.