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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.
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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.