I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.