on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I never feel bored

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.