Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I think about other women when having sex

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.