sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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k. everyone

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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My parents are annoying.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.