on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.