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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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k. everyone
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.