Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I think about other women when having sex

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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k. everyone

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.