i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Only use the left earphone.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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blink

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.