I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.