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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.
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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times
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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?
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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore
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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Poo really loud
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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty
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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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Brake for tail-gaters
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I masturbate with sandpaper
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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt
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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair
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Picking my nose.
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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.