I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Having gay sex

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.