when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I think about other women when having sex

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.