Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.