You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.