I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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listen to madonnas new album

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.