I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I think about other women when having sex

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.