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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.