When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I always think I have special powers

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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humiliating little girls

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.