I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.