Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.