Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.