- Things You Think Only You Do

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

My parents are annoying.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.