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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Play as both sides on fifa
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)
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Pick your dead skin then eat it.
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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.