Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Having gay sex

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.