When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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humiliating little girls

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.