I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

look at bins as i walk past them

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

I think about other women when having sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.