After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.