Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.