- Things You Think Only You Do

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I hold my breath in elevators

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Poo really loud

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.