strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.