When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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listen to madonnas new album

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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I never feel bored

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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humiliating little girls

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.