OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I think about other women when having sex

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Smoking in the shower.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.