Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I piss in the bed every night

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

I mean Diana Ross.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.