Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.