I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.