Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.