Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.