Play as both sides on fifa

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Boinked my neighbor

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.