eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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My parents are annoying.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.