Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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check shower for murder then pee

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humiliating little girls

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.