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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.
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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Text random people saying I'm pregnant
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.