When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.