when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Only use the left earphone.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.