Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.