Brake for tail-gaters

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.