I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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k. everyone

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Think about breathing...

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.