Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.