Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.