When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.