Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.