Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When you think thoughts, you think them in complete sentences as if you were saying them and in your accent.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I meow when my cat meows.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.