the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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speak proper english

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Go for a 10 mile run.

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Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.