I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I never feel bored

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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humiliating little girls

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.