When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about breathing...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.