Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Play as both sides on fifa

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

My parents are annoying.

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.