pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Play as both sides on fifa

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.