Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Look at my poop before flushing

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.