Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Play as both sides on fifa

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.