Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Think about breathing...

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.