When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.