I never feel bored

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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humiliating little girls

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.