When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I meow when my cat meows.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Look at my poop before flushing

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.