thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.