My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.