I hate being called "buddy".

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

My parents are annoying.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I meow when my cat meows.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Look at my poop before flushing

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.