When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.