- Things You Think Only You Do

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.