Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Having gay sex

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.