Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about breathing...

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.