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Play as both sides on fifa
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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I chew around the center of carrots.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.