I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think about breathing...

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.