I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Boinked my neighbor

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.