- Things You Think Only You Do

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

My parents are annoying.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.