Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Play as both sides on fifa

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Pretend animals talk to you!

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.