When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.