When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about breathing...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.