get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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It takes half as long to take a dump if I forget my phone.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.