Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.