When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Think about breathing...

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Pretend animals talk to you!

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.