call someone by a siblings name.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.