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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.