Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I never feel bored

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.