think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.