I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.