I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.