Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Having gay sex

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.