putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Poo really loud

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.