Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

I push the door open with my stomach

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Boinked my neighbor

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.