When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.