I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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listen to madonnas new album

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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My parents are annoying.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.