When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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check shower for murder then pee

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humiliating little girls

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.