sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.