When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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k. everyone

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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humiliating little girls

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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My parents are annoying.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.