think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.