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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.