My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I never feel bored

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.