My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I never feel bored

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.