When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Having gay sex

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.