When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Think about breathing...

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.