When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Boinked my neighbor

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.