Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.