I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Do somthing only you do

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I never feel bored

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.