look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I think about other women when having sex

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.