~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.