Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.