pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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listen to madonnas new album

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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k. everyone

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.