I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.