Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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I put my finger in jars of jam/yoghurt/honey etc then lick the finger and repeat and hope nobody see's me.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.