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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.