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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.