Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Having gay sex

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I never feel bored

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.