Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.