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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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My parents are annoying.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.