Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I think about other women when having sex

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.