Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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humiliating little girls

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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My parents are annoying.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.