Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I pee in the shower. :3

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.