sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.