I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.