Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.