When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I pee in the shower. :3

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

call someone by a siblings name.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.