Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

listen to madonnas new album

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Having gay sex

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I never feel bored

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.