I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Brake for tail-gaters

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Having gay sex

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.