When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.