Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Having gay sex

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.