- Things You Think Only You Do

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.