I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.