When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.