Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.