When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.