At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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k. everyone

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Having gay sex

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.