Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.