Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.