taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.