I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.