- Things You Think Only You Do

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.