- Things You Think Only You Do

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.