I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.