Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Having gay sex

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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fap

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.