Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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My parents are annoying.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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humiliating little girls

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.