sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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humiliating little girls

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.