While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Courtesy flush.

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fap

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.