worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.