- Things You Think Only You Do

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.