Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.