When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I think about other women when having sex

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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k. everyone

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Having gay sex

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.