Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.