- Things You Think Only You Do

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.