Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Having gay sex

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.