Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.