When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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I hit the frig after sex

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.