pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Having gay sex

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.