Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I pee in the shower. :3

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.