listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.