- Things You Think Only You Do

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

I push the door open with my stomach

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.