I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I always think I have special powers

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.