humiliating little girls

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.