I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.