I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Whenever there is a volume button on something i have to make sure its on a number 5 ie: 0,5,10,15

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.