thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Having gay sex

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.