Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Eat ice by itself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.