When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.