- Things You Think Only You Do

I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Run back into your room when your microwaving something

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.