Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Picking my nose.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.