Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.