Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.