play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Eat ice by itself

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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speak proper english

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.