Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.