When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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humiliating little girls

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.