While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.