I meow when my cat meows.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.