When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.