I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.