i see almost everything as a sign

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.