When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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check shower for murder then pee

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.