I always think I have special powers

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I push the door open with my stomach

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.