Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

pull out a flies wings and let it go

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

thumb_up thumb_down -21

When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

thumb_up thumb_down -29

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -31

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

thumb_up thumb_down -47

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

thumb_up thumb_down -49

Pretend my life is a videogame.

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Take baths

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

thumb_up thumb_down -61

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

thumb_up thumb_down -65

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

thumb_up thumb_down -73

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

thumb_up thumb_down -73

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.