- Things You Think Only You Do

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Having gay sex

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.