Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I flick my boogers on the carpet knowing that I can just vacuum them up later.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.