I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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My parents are annoying.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.