When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.