Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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fap

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Picking my nose.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.