Picking my nose.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Waste time looking all over for something and notice it is right where it should be.

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Pee in the shower

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.