Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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have fake conversations that might happen in the future...so ur prepared

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.