I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have seen a UFO

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.