I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Set Fire to the Rain

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Think about breathing...

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.