Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think about breathing...

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Watch scary movies even though your afraid of the dark.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.