think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.