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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.
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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.
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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.