When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.