Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

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Take baths

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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I **** with no hands.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Tells a joke only you thought was funny and still laughs then laughs harder because your the only one laughing nikki

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Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I sometimes deliberately missed buses and trains even if I could easily board them.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.