Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.