Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.