I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Having gay sex

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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humiliating little girls

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Brake for tail-gaters

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.