I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.