Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.