Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.