When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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check shower for murder then pee

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.