Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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I never feel bored

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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humiliating little girls

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.