When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.