When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I think about other women when having sex

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.