Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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k. everyone

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.