forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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k. everyone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.