I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Having gay sex

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.