Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.