- Things You Think Only You Do

My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

fall asleep in the shower.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.