when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.