I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.