- Things You Think Only You Do

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

look at bins as i walk past them

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.