Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.