Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Having gay sex

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

I never feel bored

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

humiliating little girls

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

listen to madonnas new album

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.