Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Having gay sex

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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humiliating little girls

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.