Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Look at my poop before flushing

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Think about breathing...

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.