Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Think about breathing...

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.