Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.