- Things You Think Only You Do

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.