Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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check shower for murder then pee

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.