When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.