think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.