use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

call someone by a siblings name.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I pee in the shower. :3

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

Play as both sides on fifa

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.