I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.