Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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check shower for murder then pee

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.