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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

My parents are annoying.

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

speak proper english

im going to kill that person and get away with it

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.