THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

My parents are annoying.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.