Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.