Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Having gay sex

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.