when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.