Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.