When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I think about other women when having sex

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.