when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.