Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Sometimes I try to solve a math problem using my finger and my thigh, and when I make a mistake a erase it with my hand.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.