Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.