I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Think about breathing...

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.