I pee in the shower. :3

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.