When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.