Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I chew around the center of carrots.

Take off the ends of the banana (

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

check shower for murder then pee

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

call someone by a siblings name.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.