- Things You Think Only You Do

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I think about other women when having sex

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

humiliating little girls

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

look at bins as i walk past them

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

k. everyone

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.