Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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k. everyone

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I never feel bored

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.