Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.