worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I don't read the terms of service.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Brake for tail-gaters

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.