when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.