I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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blink

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.