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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.