it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.