i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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k. everyone

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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humiliating little girls

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.