- Things You Think Only You Do

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

My parents are annoying.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.