- Things You Think Only You Do

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.