My parents are annoying.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I always think I have special powers

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.