Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

listen to madonnas new album

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

k. everyone

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

My parents are annoying.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.