sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.