Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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k. everyone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.