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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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humiliating little girls

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.