I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Picking my nose.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.