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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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Think about breathing...
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.