i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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My parents are annoying.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.