RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Poo really loud

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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My parents are annoying.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.