At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.