i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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listen to madonnas new album

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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k. everyone

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.