Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Think about breathing...

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.