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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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Mayada stupid
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.