in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Be a loner at school

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.