Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

Mayada stupid

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.