Videotape my mother in the shower.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.