When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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humiliating little girls

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.