get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.