Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.