I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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k. everyone

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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My parents are annoying.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.