When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I hold my breath in elevators

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Watch the same movies over and over

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I don't read the terms of service.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Poo really loud

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.