See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Having gay sex

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.