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check shower for murder then pee
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humiliating little girls
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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Still record on VHS tapes.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.