When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

I hate being called "buddy".

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

Eating chicken at KFC.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Thinking your life is a movie...

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Having gay sex

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.