Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Poo really loud

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.