Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I hate being called "buddy".

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.