Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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Picking my nose.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.