I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.