pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.