I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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listen to madonnas new album

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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My parents are annoying.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.