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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.
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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them
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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.