- Things You Think Only You Do

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

My parents are annoying.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.