Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.