- Things You Think Only You Do

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

I push the door open with my stomach

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

I think about other women when having sex

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.