Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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My parents are annoying.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.