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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Having gay sex
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I push the door open with my stomach
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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I never feel bored
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.