use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.