thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Think about breathing...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.