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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic
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Having gay sex
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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.