When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Brake for tail-gaters

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I never feel bored

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.