I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.