Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.