Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I think about other women when having sex

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.