Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I always think I have special powers

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Having gay sex

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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My parents are annoying.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.