listen to madonnas new album

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.