Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.