Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Having gay sex

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.