There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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humiliating little girls

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.