I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I piss in the bed every night

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.