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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.
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I hate being called "buddy".
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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep
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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.
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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.
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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.