listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

thumb_up thumb_down -65

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

thumb_up thumb_down -67

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

thumb_up thumb_down -87

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

thumb_up thumb_down +32

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down +18

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Mayada stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +4

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

thumb_up thumb_down +2

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

thumb_up thumb_down +2

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

thumb_up thumb_down -2

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

thumb_up thumb_down -2

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Sometimes I toot.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Be a loner at school

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.