When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Having gay sex

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.