When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Having gay sex

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.