taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Having gay sex

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I pee in the shower. :3

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I think about other women when having sex

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.