- Things You Think Only You Do

Having gay sex

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.