When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Play as both sides on fifa

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Having gay sex

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.