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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body
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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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call someone by a siblings name.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.