- Things You Think Only You Do

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Having gay sex

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I push the door open with my stomach

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.