You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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k. everyone

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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My parents are annoying.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.