Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.