When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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k. everyone

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.