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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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humiliating little girls

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.