- Things You Think Only You Do

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

I push the door open with my stomach

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.