I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.