Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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humiliating little girls

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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k. everyone

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.