I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

Brake for tail-gaters

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.