Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.