Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Poo really loud

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.