Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.