I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Picking my nose.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.