CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Having gay sex

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.