whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Having gay sex

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.