having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Boinked my neighbor

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.