Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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My parents are annoying.

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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humiliating little girls

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.