After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.