I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Poo really loud

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.