Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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Think about breathing...

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

Only use the left earphone.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.