Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Poo really loud

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.