Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.