Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.