CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I never feel bored

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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listen to madonnas new album

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.