Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.