While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.