Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.