- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

try to give your friends spirit animals

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.