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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.