on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.