- Things You Think Only You Do

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

im going to kill that person and get away with it

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Pee in the shower

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.