When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.