See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.