i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.