I pee in the shower. :3

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.