Having gay sex

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.