I think about other women when having sex

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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I never feel bored

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.