See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about breathing...

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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My parents are annoying.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Look at my poop before flushing

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.