Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.