- Things You Think Only You Do

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

My parents are annoying.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Pick your dead skin then eat it.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Look at my poop before flushing

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.