Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Look at my poop before flushing

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.