Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.