Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.