I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.