Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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Picking my nose.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I have an argument with someone and they're correcting my grammar over a word that I obviously made up but they're grammar/slash spelling skills suck I want to end them.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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when I'm lying in bed and I really have to fart, I lift up the blanket, stick my ass out and fart into the night air to keep the stench out of my bed

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.