when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.