I meow when my cat meows.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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check shower for murder then pee

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.