When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Pretend animals talk to you!

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.