When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

look at bins as i walk past them

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.