taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.