I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.