Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

speak proper english

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.