Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

look at bins as i walk past them

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.