look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.