When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.