When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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thinking "what if people can read my mind" then cant stop thinking dirty things about people around me

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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watch old shows I used to watch when I was younger

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.