I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.