Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.