Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.