I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.