Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.