fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.