k. everyone

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.