- Things You Think Only You Do

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I hate being called "buddy".

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.