Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I push the door open with my stomach

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.