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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.
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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.
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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.
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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.
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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.
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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.