I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I never feel bored

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.