I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

check shower for murder then pee

humiliating little girls

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

Look at my poo before I flush it.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

I pee in the shower. :3

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.