Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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My parents are annoying.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.