I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

speak proper english

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Go for a 10 mile run.

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.