Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

I pee in the shower. :3

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.