Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.