Having gay sex

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.