When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Having gay sex

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I think about other women when having sex

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.