See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.