Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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check shower for murder then pee

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humiliating little girls

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.