Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I never feel bored

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always think I have special powers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.