Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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My parents are annoying.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.