Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.