Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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I think about other women when having sex

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.