- Things You Think Only You Do

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

I pee in the shower. :3

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.