Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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humiliating little girls

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.