Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Pretend i'm a sim.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Eating chicken at KFC.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.