Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

.don't like something because being scared that it appears on my wall.

the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

speak proper english

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Constantly refresh your email page even though you know nothing will appear.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.