Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

look at bins as i walk past them

Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

k. everyone

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.