Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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Think about breathing...

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.