When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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To my comment below... Rest im peace MJ... Shhh! Mary Jane is resting!

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Everytime i take of my sweater i start singing "its getting hot in here"

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.