- Things You Think Only You Do

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

while i'm doing something,i think a suitable soundtrack for it.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

I hold my breath in elevators

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.