When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I think about fat women while poking my skinny girlfriend

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.