When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.