- Things You Think Only You Do

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Think about breathing...

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

My parents are annoying.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.