Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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check shower for murder then pee

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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humiliating little girls

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.