Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

I pee in the shower. :3

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

Look at my poop before flushing

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.