Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.