I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.