when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

Look at my poop before flushing

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.