When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.