Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.