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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Look at my poop before flushing
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?
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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.
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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.
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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.