- Things You Think Only You Do

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

fall asleep in the shower.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.