When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I meow when my cat meows.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Look at my poop before flushing

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Play as both sides on fifa

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.