- Things You Think Only You Do

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.