Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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check shower for murder then pee

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.