take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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check shower for murder then pee

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Tally mark everytime I take a shit.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Think about breathing...

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.