- Things You Think Only You Do

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.