When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

I pee in the shower. :3

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Boinked my neighbor

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.