Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.