when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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Boinked my neighbor

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Look at my poop before flushing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.