When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I pee in the shower. :3

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.