- Things You Think Only You Do

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

blink

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

listen to madonnas new album

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Poo really loud

When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Think about breathing...

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.