Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.