Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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humiliating little girls

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.