When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

listen to madonnas new album

Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Having gay sex

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.