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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.