my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.