- Things You Think Only You Do

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.