Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.