CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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My parents are annoying.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.