Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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I pee in the shower. :3

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.