When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I always think I have special powers

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.