Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

I think about other women when having sex

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.