When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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blink

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.