Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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listen to madonnas new album

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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My parents are annoying.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.