Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Having gay sex

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.