I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.