At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.