Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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k. everyone

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.