Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I never feel bored

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I think about other women when having sex

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.