I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I hate being called "buddy".

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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You pretend to fight imaginary people while no ones looking:/ But you look like the star wars kid...

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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stare at a word and try to sound it out backwards to see if it spells something backwards.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.