Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I never feel bored

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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listen to madonnas new album

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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My parents are annoying.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.