k. everyone

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I never feel bored

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.