I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I never feel bored

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.