When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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blink

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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k. everyone

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.