I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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humiliating little girls

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.