i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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k. everyone

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.