I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Having gay sex

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

listen to madonnas new album

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.