pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.