When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Take off the ends of the banana (

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.