I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Poo really loud

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.