when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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having cool friends, but all their other friends are nerds.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.