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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.
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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.