Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.