Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.