Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.