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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.
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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.
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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.
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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.
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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.
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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.
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Brake for tail-gaters
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.