Brake for tail-gaters

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.