Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.