I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Brake for tail-gaters

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.