I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Picking my nose.

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.