- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

I don't read the terms of service.

When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

Brake for tail-gaters

When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

I rehearse arguments in my head.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.