Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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check shower for murder then pee

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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humiliating little girls

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.