Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

thumb_up thumb_down

Having gay sex

thumb_up thumb_down -8

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

thumb_up thumb_down -18

I pee in the shower. :3

thumb_up thumb_down -18

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I think about other women when having sex

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

thumb_up thumb_down -42

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Play with my own boobs for no reason

thumb_up thumb_down -46

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.