Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Brake for tail-gaters

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

Having gay sex

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.