I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Picking my nose.

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.