Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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k. everyone

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.