Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.