trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.