sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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My parents are annoying.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.