Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.