When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I have an unhealthy obsession with and so always talk about Penge North Korea beige mauve and medium density fiberboard. This explains why I'm such a popular guy

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.