only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Boinked my neighbor

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.