Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.