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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.
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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)
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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).
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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.
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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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wen on this website go look at the most disliked
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time
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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.
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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER
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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.
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When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.
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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.