thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Play with my own boobs for no reason

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

Pretend animals talk to you!

wen on this website go look at the most disliked

I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When you know your alone, you still have to check the whole house.

When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.