fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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check shower for murder then pee

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.