Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Having gay sex

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Wave my hand at automatic doors just as they open pretending that I have Jedi powers

Look at my poop before flushing

I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.