When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Only I CAN TYPE FUCKlNG FUCKlNG FUCKlNG AS MANY FUCKlNG TIMES I FUCKlNG WANT! Moral the friendly r*pist: FUCKlNG COOL!

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.