THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

I look behind me and out of my window every 10 minutes while I'm sitting at my desk because I'm scared something's gonna be there.

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

I chew around the center of carrots.

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

I push the door open with my stomach

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.