I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

Normally I can do a specific task no problem but when someone is watching and I know that they are watching I screw up.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

thumb_up thumb_down -79

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -103

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

thumb_up thumb_down +34

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

thumb_up thumb_down +34

Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

thumb_up thumb_down -12

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I think about other women when having sex

thumb_up thumb_down -26

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie) Discovering your friend is a total retard (Charlie)

thumb_up thumb_down -28

Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.