Brake for tail-gaters

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.