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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself
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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .
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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me
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Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.
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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.
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I wonder why people were happy after the last election
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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt
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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D
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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).
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Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.
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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...
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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind
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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet
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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that
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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work
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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger
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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting
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Look at my poop before flushing
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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.