Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.