Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

I wonder why people were happy after the last election

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

Every time I miss a gree light by just a couple seconds, I think to myself, "Maybe if I had made that light an out of control semi would be slamming into my car right at this moment." Thank you red light.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.