- Things You Think Only You Do

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Having gay sex

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

I think about other women when having sex

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.