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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.
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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light
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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.
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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.
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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.
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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.
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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...
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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account
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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them
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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.
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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.
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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked
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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.
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only feel the need to click one of the related sites that draws you after youve clicked 'next page'
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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.
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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.
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Pretend animals talk to you!
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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.
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Having the tv on always, just for background noise. Doesn't work with a computer/laptop, must be the tv.
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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.