Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I Masturbate Daily.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Take off the ends of the banana (

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.