Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Having gay sex

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.