After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Poo really loud

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.