When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.