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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.