right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I mean Diana Ross.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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blink

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.