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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.