When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Courtesy flush.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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My parents are annoying.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.