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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.