- Things You Think Only You Do

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I never feel bored

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.