it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.