Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Having gay sex

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I never feel bored

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.