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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Sometimes I lie in bed and wonder what the house would look like upside down.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.