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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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blink
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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I Masturbate Daily.
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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.
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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.