- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.