pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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humiliating little girls

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.