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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.
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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.
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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.
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I never feel bored
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.