When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.