I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.