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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Still record on VHS tapes.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

I pee in the shower. :3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.