Still record on VHS tapes.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Having gay sex

I pee in the shower. :3

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.