Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.