- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

blink

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.