when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.