- Things You Think Only You Do

-10

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

-10

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

-12

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

-14

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

-16

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

-16

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

-20

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

-22

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

-24

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

-28

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

-34

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

-34

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

-38

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

-38

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

-40

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

-42

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

-48

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

-48

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

-48

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

-56

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

-58

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

-58

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

-74

I always think I have special powers

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Things You Think Only You Do