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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.