Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Do somthing only you do

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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humiliating little girls

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.