humiliating little girls

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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blink

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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My parents are annoying.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.