I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.