I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.