think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Ur mum

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.