I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Having gay sex

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I never feel bored

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.