Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I can only play a piano with my right hand

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

blink

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.