When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Pee in the shower

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.