- Things You Think Only You Do

Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.