When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.