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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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Ur mum
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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.