I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.