I push the door open with my stomach

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I never feel bored

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.