you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I never feel bored

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.