Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.