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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.