When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Pee in the shower

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.