Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.