I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.