I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Poo really loud

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.