When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes I toot.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.