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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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blink
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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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