sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I never feel bored

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.