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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Look at my poo before I flush it.
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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Poo really loud
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.