When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.