Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes I toot.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I never feel bored

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.