Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.