sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.