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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.
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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish
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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.
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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.