- Things You Think Only You Do

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

blink

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.