When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes I toot.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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I think about other women when having sex

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.