Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.