Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Mayada stupid

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.