- Things You Think Only You Do

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Try stick to something but fail in the end

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

I never feel bored

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.