moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Poo really loud

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.