- Things You Think Only You Do

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Look at my poo before I flush it.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

blink

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.