While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Sometimes I won't do something just to see how long it takes before someone else does it (dishes, throw something away, fill the ice cube tray, etc.).

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.