Eating chicken at KFC.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.