Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Having gay sex

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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I never feel bored

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Ur mum

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.