use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.