Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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blink

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Ur mum

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.