Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.