I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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blink

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Poo really loud

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.