Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.