Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.