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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.
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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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humiliating little girls
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.
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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.
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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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I piss in the bed every night
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.