moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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blink

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.