- Things You Think Only You Do

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I think about other women when having sex

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.