Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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blink

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.