when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.