Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I never feel bored

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.