Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.