Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.