I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I never feel bored

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.