Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I never feel bored

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.