You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

I never feel bored

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Eating chicken at KFC.

Say the Lord's name in vain, then say "sorry God" under my breath right after.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

Still record on VHS tapes.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.