Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I gotta get down of Friday

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.