I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.