Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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humiliating little girls

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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blink

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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I always feel chinese accents are unintelligent.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.