Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.