My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Think about breathing...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.