when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Does anyone else look at people when there talking and then randomly get in on there conversation.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.