Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I never feel bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.