- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Eating chicken at KFC.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

blink

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.