My parents are annoying.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.