Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I hit the frig after sex

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I never feel bored

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.