- Things You Think Only You Do

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.