My parents are annoying.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.