After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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listen to madonnas new album

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.