Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.