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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.