I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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My parents are annoying.

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.