I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Having gay sex

I push the door open with my stomach

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.