I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Courtesy flush.

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Poo really loud

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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My parents are annoying.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.