Sleep with pillow between legs

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Pee in the shower

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Watch the same movies over and over

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.