Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.