I masturbate with sandpaper

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.