Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.