When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

fall asleep in the shower.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.