try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

thumb_up thumb_down -16

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

thumb_up thumb_down -24

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Poo really loud

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

thumb_up thumb_down -48

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.