- Things You Think Only You Do

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I never feel bored

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.