Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.