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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Poo really loud
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.