Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.