- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

I never feel bored

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.