Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.