Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.