I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Having gay sex

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I read the down voted posts

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.