Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Tear up when I poop

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.