Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.