moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

make south park refferences every day

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.