The older I get the more honest I get

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Mayada stupid

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.