I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Poo really loud

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Mayada stupid

Do somthing only you do

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.