When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.