Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.