imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.