Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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My parents are annoying.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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I hit the frig after sex

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.