Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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While in the shower, after ive used soap and stuff i turn the water to cold and i pretend im on fear factor and close my eyes so i cannot see what i am trying to get while crawling through freezing cold water

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.