I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.