I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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make south park refferences every day

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.