I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.