I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Poo really loud

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Mayada stupid

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Do somthing only you do

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.