- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.