Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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My parents are annoying.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I gotta get down of Friday

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.