- Things You Think Only You Do

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I Masturbate Daily.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.