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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Poo really loud
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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner
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Picking my nose.
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.