- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.