If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I never feel bored

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.