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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.
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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.
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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.
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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side
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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.
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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music
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Smelling food to see if its spicy.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.