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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good
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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.