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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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Mayada stupid
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.