Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Mayada stupid

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Be a loner at school

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.