- Things You Think Only You Do

I piss in the bed every night

Mayada stupid

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Do somthing only you do

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I never feel bored

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.