Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.