- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

humiliating little girls

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

blink

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.