When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Do somthing only you do

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.