Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.