Courtesy flush.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Think about breathing...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Sitting down in the shower

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Pee in the shower

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After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.