When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Do somthing only you do

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.