Do somthing only you do

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.