- Things You Think Only You Do

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.