- Things You Think Only You Do

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.