Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Be a loner at school

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.