When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.