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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter
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blink
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Poo really loud
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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