When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes I toot.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I think about other women when having sex

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.