- Things You Think Only You Do

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

blink

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.