Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

I Masturbate Daily.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.