After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.