Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I piss in the bed every night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.