Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.