- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Do somthing only you do

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

-28

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

-28

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Do somthing only you do

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Things You Think Only You Do