Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Mayada stupid

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.