I piss in the bed every night

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I never feel bored

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.