Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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blink

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.