Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

I push the door open with my stomach

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Sometimes I toot.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.