I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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blink

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.