- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.