- Things You Think Only You Do

I can only play a piano with my right hand

After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.