DIY LOL
LOL Flyers
LOL Hell
Republican Equals
Shit Brix
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
…
Next ›
Last »
See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)
thumb_up
thumb_down
-44
I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down
thumb_up
thumb_down
-46
Poo really loud
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
thumb_up
thumb_down
-48
Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-56
Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
thumb_up
thumb_down
-64
I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-80
If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-88
I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
thumb_up
thumb_down
-112
The older I get the more honest I get
thumb_up
thumb_down
+63
When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+59
Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+47
After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
thumb_up
thumb_down
+39
Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
thumb_up
thumb_down
+23
When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+23
realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
thumb_up
thumb_down
+15
When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
thumb_up
thumb_down
+13
When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
thumb_up
thumb_down
+13
When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''
thumb_up
thumb_down
+5
When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+5
Mayada stupid
thumb_up
thumb_down
+3
« First
‹ Prev
…
103
104
105
106
107
108
109
110
111
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.