wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Poo really loud

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I Masturbate Daily.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Take off the ends of the banana (

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.