When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

I always think I have special powers

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.