While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.