I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Ur mum

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.