Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.