Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Poo really loud

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Take off the ends of the banana (

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Do somthing only you do

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.