I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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Mayada stupid

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.