Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Mayada stupid

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.