see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

thumb_up thumb_down -42

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

thumb_up thumb_down -46

Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

thumb_up thumb_down -48

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

thumb_up thumb_down -52

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

thumb_up thumb_down -52

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

thumb_up thumb_down -60

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

thumb_up thumb_down -62

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.