Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.