cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I piss in the bed every night

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.