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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.
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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.