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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?
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Play with my own boobs for no reason
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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled
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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5
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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.
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I piss in the bed every night
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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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I push the door open with my stomach
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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Tear up when I poop
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.