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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.
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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.