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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.
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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window
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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Poo really loud
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.