Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

Try stick to something but fail in the end

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.