Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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Poo really loud

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.