When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Mayada stupid

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.