- Things You Think Only You Do

I never feel bored

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

Play with my own boobs for no reason

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.