When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.