When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes I toot.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.