strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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blink

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Poo really loud

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.