Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.