putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.