I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.