Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Do somthing only you do

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.