Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I push the door open with my stomach

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes I toot.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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I think about other women when having sex

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.