Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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blink

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Poo really loud

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.