Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

thumb_up thumb_down -79

Take off the ends of the banana (

thumb_up thumb_down -101

The older I get the more honest I get

thumb_up thumb_down +64

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

thumb_up thumb_down +58

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

thumb_up thumb_down +24

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

thumb_up thumb_down +12

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

thumb_up thumb_down -8

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

thumb_up thumb_down -26

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

blink

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.