Tear up when I poop

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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humiliating little girls

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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blink

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.