Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sit at your desk at work and think to yourself "is this it? I feel like I was meant for something bigger, like being an actor or a real life hero." then you look around you and feel bad because you feel like you dumped on everyone else who seem happy wih their lives. Then you go back to your boring desk job anyway.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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When looking at a digital clock that counts down to seconds, I wait until the seconds are an even number, then I try to say each number in order twice before it changes.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.