After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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I piss in the bed every night

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.