Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.