When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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blink

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Poo really loud

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I was the real Stig...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.