I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Smelling food to see if its spicy.

I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.