check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Do somthing only you do

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.