When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.