Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Poo really loud

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.