test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Only use the left earphone.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Mayada stupid

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.