Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Read this site's posts, think of something awesome to write but then forget it because you decided to read more and finish the page rather than write it immediately.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.