Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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If I'm walking across a road and a car stops to allow me to pass, I say 'Thank you' even though I know full well they cannot hear me.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.