(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I read the down voted posts

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.