When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I read the down voted posts

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.