I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Take off the ends of the banana (

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.