1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.