After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.