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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000
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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.
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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.
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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.
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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel
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fall asleep in the shower.
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blink
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.