I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.