I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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My parents are annoying.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Legally changing your name to Peter Jankins just cuz

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.