Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.