I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.