Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Only use the left earphone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.