When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Mayada stupid

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Do somthing only you do

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.