Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I read the down voted posts

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.