I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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When it is raining and a sad song comes on the radio, I look out the window and pretend I am in a movie. -Cocobear

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

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Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.