1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Poo really loud

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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make south park refferences every day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.