Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.