I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.