Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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blink

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.