Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.