when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Do somthing only you do

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Be a loner at school

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.