I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Mayada stupid

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.