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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.