Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.