Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.