Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.