Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Mayada stupid

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.