- Things You Think Only You Do

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.