I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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I cant ride a bike

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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make south park refferences every day

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.