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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.