When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I piss in the bed every night

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.