Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Pick your dead skin then eat it.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.