Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.