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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

I hit the frig after sex

I pee in the shower. :3

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

humiliating little girls

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

I cant ride a bike

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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