take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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thinking that everybody in the world (except me) has a device which shows them what i am doing, watching and makes them feel what i am feeling

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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talking on the phone with somebody and then spending 10 minutes or so looking for your phone...

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Have a dream about somebody being mean to me. Proceed to be mean to them in real life.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.