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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.
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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.
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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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I Masturbate Daily.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.