when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.