my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Look at my poop before flushing

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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blink

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.