Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Mayada stupid

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.