- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I Masturbate Daily.

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Pretend animals talk to you!

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.