Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Tear up when I poop

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.