eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I piss in the bed every night

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.