i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Courtesy flush.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.