Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.