When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.