Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Poo really loud

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

Being fat

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.