Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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I hit the frig after sex

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.