Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Poo really loud

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I wait for something to load, I right click and then quickly try to drag a box around the right click box before it disappears. Then I try to right click and drag and see if I can outline the right click box before it appears.

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.