Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.