Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.