laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Text random people saying I'm pregnant

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Look at my poop before flushing

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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take 2 coffes in 2 seconds cause dont remember the first coffee! o.O

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.