When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Get the feeling that somebody is going to grab your foot when you walk by a bed in the dark...

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.