I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

I Masturbate Daily.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.