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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.