think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I don't thumb down any submissions because then I am just as bad as the people who thumb down mine

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.