When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.