Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.