Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.