Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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Touching that door knob three times before opening the door.

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.