When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Boinked my neighbor

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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speak proper english

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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forget i left the light on somewhere in the house and when i see it on i think a ghost did it..

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I **** with no hands.

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Always run up the stairs as if someone was chasing you.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.