- Things You Think Only You Do

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

Pretend animals talk to you!

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.