You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When I see that someone else is typing while I'm texting them, I try to quickly finish what I'm typing and send it so that I won't have to change my response.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.