I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Ur mum

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.