Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Be a loner at school

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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I read the down voted posts

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.