Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Feeling stupid when you're watching a funny movie and you laugh by yourself. So you look around and stop laughing.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.