1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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listen to madonnas new album

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Poo really loud

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.