I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.