- Things You Think Only You Do

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.