Swirling your hair through your hair while something is loading.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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It's hot but I still have on covers

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Poo really loud

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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I gotta get down of Friday

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When a stripper sucks you so hard that the tip of your penis gets circumcised

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.