I pee in the shower. :3

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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call someone by a siblings name.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.