When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.