- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

fap

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

try to give your friends spirit animals

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.