When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Being the only one laughing at something on TV, then feeling awkward.

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I pee in the shower. :3

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.