Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I never feel bored

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes when I'm watching a sitcom, I get distracted from the jokes because the characters are in a bedroom and I start focusing on the awesome stuff they have.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.