think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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check shower for murder then pee

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

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call someone by a siblings name.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.