Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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How is it that celebrities no one likes keep popping up on shows everyone likes

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.