I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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Poo really loud

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.