Get scared while I'm doing things on the computer like writing these comments, or other weird stuff because I think there might be a hacker watching my screen.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.