Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

thumb_up thumb_down -90

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -96

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

thumb_up thumb_down -98

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

thumb_up thumb_down +13

do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

thumb_up thumb_down +13

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

thumb_up thumb_down +7

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

thumb_up thumb_down -13

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

thumb_up thumb_down -13

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

thumb_up thumb_down -15

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Pretend i'm a sim.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

thumb_up thumb_down -23

if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

thumb_up thumb_down -23

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.