try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

I read the down voted posts

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.