try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.