Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Be a loner at school

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.