When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Mayada stupid

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

fall asleep in the shower.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.