when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.