I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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check shower for murder then pee

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.