When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Poo really loud

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.