Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Only use the left earphone.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When driving along in the car, imagining crashing and another car coming into you and the repercussions of it all.

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.