While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Get really annoyed when something interrupts your yawn... then try and force yourself to complete the yawn

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.