I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.