right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.