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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja
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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.
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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.
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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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I pee in the shower. :3
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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.
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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.