- Things You Think Only You Do

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

sing like a pro in da shower

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

try to give your friends spirit animals

if something stands for something, i come up with my own version of it.

speak proper english

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.