I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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I cant ride a bike

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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I hate being called "buddy".

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Only use the left earphone.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.