Trying on other people's clothes at the gym/laundromat when they ain't looking!! (^_^)

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Sometimes I toot.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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When sitting on the pot I whip and then I feel like I have to crap again.

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When well dressed, someone ask me what I do for a living, I say nothing and watch the confused look come over their face.

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.