- Things You Think Only You Do

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

speak proper english

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Stab myself on a daily basis

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.