think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

check shower for murder then pee

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

call someone by a siblings name.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

I Masturbate Daily.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.