Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.