When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When I was little and I saw disney's hercules I had no idea why Meg was working for Hades

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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Poo really loud

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make south park refferences every day

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I like wet humping better than f*cking. but sometimes it slips in anyway, and it's that's pretty enjoyable too. and mt girlfriend is cool with. ... so it's actualy pretty whatevs either way. but wet humping is my jam.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.