Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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I chew my ice cream.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Simultaneously apply pressure to my ears to make the surrounding noises sound weird Tristan J.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Picking my nose.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.