Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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I think about other women when having sex

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.