Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I pee in the shower. :3

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.