I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Archer's Pam poovey, Lana Kane and Malory makes me horny

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humiliating little girls

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I Masturbate Daily.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.