- Things You Think Only You Do

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I Masturbate Daily.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

when you read a post that you don't do then start doing it

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

I pee in the shower. :3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.