Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Mayada stupid

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Be a loner at school

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.