Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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trip over nothing. break into spontaneous dancing.

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.