Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Be a loner at school

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.