Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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I really enjoy spending my birthday alone. I never told anyone that.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.