I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.