touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Do somthing only you do

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.