Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Mayada stupid

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Do somthing only you do

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.