Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Mayada stupid

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.