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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.