Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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check shower for murder then pee

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.