- Things You Think Only You Do

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.