Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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listen to madonnas new album

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.