Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I have the background on my computer a picture of some cartoon characters,and when I'm alone I talk to the screen like those characters are actually in the room. -Briarwoodninja

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.