Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.