I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Having the TV turned on when using my laptop or else the silence will make me feel like someone is in my house trying to kill me.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Walk next to someone so you don't look too lonely.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I scratch and sniff.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I always have to know exactly what time it is before I go to sleep, just so I can figure out exactly how many hours of sleep I will get.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.