Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

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When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

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I cant ride a bike

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Fall down the stairs, bounce on your ass to the bottom, feel scared, then want to DO IT AGAIN! Get pwned at a game, rage, look at your cat sitting beside you, looking back, and say "What?"

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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call someone by a siblings name.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.