when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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being super bored at shool

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.