Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Zoning out while looking at something and then trying to find the spot you were looking at when you're out of the zone but you can't find it.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.