Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I Masturbate Daily.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.