Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

I piss in the bed every night

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Mayada stupid

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.