When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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My parents are annoying.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.