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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.
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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.