When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.