- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I read the down voted posts

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.