- Things You Think Only You Do

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I am convinced that nobody had opened bacon or packets of ham with the flappy corner because it dosnt work!! So i get a knife and saw it out.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Made after doomsday plans

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

you look at someone and they look toward you and you look away quickly then you look back to see if they are still looking.

Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.