Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

I read the down voted posts

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

fall asleep in the shower.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.