- Things You Think Only You Do

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Be a loner at school

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.