Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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humiliating little girls

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blink

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.