i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.