When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Mayada stupid

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.