I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Mayada stupid

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.