I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Do somthing only you do

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.