(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I read the down voted posts

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.