Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Take off the ends of the banana (

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.