Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I was the real Stig...

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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The older I get the more honest I get

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.