check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I piss in the bed every night

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Do somthing only you do

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.