turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.