Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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blink

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.