Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.