Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.