When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I read the down voted posts

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.