In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

blink

When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.