I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.