looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Mayada stupid

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.