After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.