when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Mayada stupid

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.