I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.