Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.