Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.