When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

My parents are annoying.

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.