When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I read the down voted posts

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.