- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.