When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I was the real Stig...

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

The older I get the more honest I get

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.