I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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make south park refferences every day

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.