Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.