- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.