Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Mayada stupid

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.