taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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blink

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.