Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.