When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Be a loner at school

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.