- Things You Think Only You Do

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.