- Things You Think Only You Do

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.