Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.