when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.