I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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blink

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.