try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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Picking my nose.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.