Do somthing only you do

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.