Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

I can't piss with my shoes on.

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.