- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.