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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Mayada stupid
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you
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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.