Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Be a loner at school

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.