Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Picking my nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.