my favorite singer is Bles Bridges 22/07/1947-24/03/2000

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Poo really loud

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.