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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.
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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!
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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.
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blink
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.