When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.