- Things You Think Only You Do

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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humiliating little girls

If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.