Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Poo really loud

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Picking my nose.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.