- Things You Think Only You Do

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Be a loner at school

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.