- Things You Think Only You Do

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes I toot.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Surfing nsfw subreddit at work

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

I don't read the terms of service.

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Poo really loud

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.