Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Do somthing only you do

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I read the down voted posts

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.