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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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fall asleep in the shower.
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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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blink
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.
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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status
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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.
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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.
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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.