Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.