Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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Watching movies about couples with age gaps and woundering how it would feel like to be with somebody much older (or younger) than you. Would they use viagra or would you not even try to have sex with someone so old and delicate?

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.