Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Sitting down in the shower

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.