LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.