When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.