If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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When I notice that I have just breathed in/out, for the next minute or so I feel like I have to make a conscious effort to keep breathing.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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speak proper english

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.