- Things You Think Only You Do

Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.