I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Poo really loud

Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Moving my bottom jaw around slightly makes me feel like I have dog-like ears and I'm moving them around.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

try to give your friends spirit animals

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.