Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.