everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

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make south park refferences every day

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.