i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.