When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.