Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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make south park refferences every day

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Mayada stupid

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.