- Things You Think Only You Do

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

fall asleep in the shower.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Ur mum

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.