Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.