humiliating little girls

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Think of something really hilarious to put on the internet, read the rest of a post, and then forget what you were going to write.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.