Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.