I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Courtesy flush.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I was the real Stig...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.