Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Put my hands together the 'other' way

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I piss in the bed every night

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.