looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Tear up when I poop

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.