- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Videotape my mother in the shower.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I Masturbate Daily.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.