I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

I don't read the terms of service.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.