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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)
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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen
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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Being fat
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.
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The older I get the more honest I get
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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.