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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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Being fat
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.
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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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I was the real Stig...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.