After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.