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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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Mayada stupid
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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.
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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds
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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.
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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.