- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Tear up when I poop

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I read the down voted posts

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.