Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.