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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me
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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)
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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die
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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open
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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids
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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.