Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

I sleep in my underpants every single night

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I piss in the bed every night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.