Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Make up a song to yourself.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.