Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I gotta get down of Friday

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.