Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.