When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.