Videotape my mother in the shower.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.