Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Picking my nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.