After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.