I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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blink

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.