- Things You Think Only You Do

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I read the down voted posts

When you're out for a run, you pretend that someone is chasing after you so you run harder.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.