- Things You Think Only You Do

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.