- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When in shower, I turn the heat to max for a few minutes to warm up the whole bathroom.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Be a loner at school

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.