when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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When dunking oreos I like to hold it under the milk and watch the bubbles til they stop

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.