wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Boinked my neighbor

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.