When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.