Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.