I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.