I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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I piss in the bed every night

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Sometimes I toot.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.