Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.