When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

Make up a song to yourself.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

I piss in the bed every night

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.