Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Vote up your own websites posts, to make them look more popular!

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.