1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Tear up when I poop

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.