when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.