Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Be a loner at school

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.