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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Save more than once on your favourite game.
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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Tear up when I poop
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.
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Be a loner at school
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.