When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Put my hands together the 'other' way

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.