After eating a banana I leave the last bit that was in the bottom

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.