wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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blink

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Poo really loud

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.