I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.