When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.