- Things You Think Only You Do

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

Mayada stupid

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.