When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.