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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins
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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.
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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!
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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.
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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings
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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.