When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.