try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Do somthing only you do

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I read the down voted posts

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.