Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.