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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Feels my beard with my tongue.
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps
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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.