Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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I read the down voted posts

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.