Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

The older I get the more honest I get

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Sleep with pillow between legs

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.