Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.