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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km
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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it
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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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k. everyone
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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.
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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.