Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Be a loner at school

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.