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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.
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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.
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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything
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Eating chicken at KFC.
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listen to madonnas new album
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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.
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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.