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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Try stick to something but fail in the end
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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.
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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.
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Tear up when I poop
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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it
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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.