- Things You Think Only You Do

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Tear up when I poop

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I read the down voted posts

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.