I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Ur mum

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

k. everyone

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Make up a song to yourself.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.