- Things You Think Only You Do

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Tear up when I poop

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.