Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I Masturbate Daily.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.