- Things You Think Only You Do

Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Eating chicken at KFC.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

listen to madonnas new album

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.