- Things You Think Only You Do

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.