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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Tear up when I poop
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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.
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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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I read the down voted posts
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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I can only play a piano with my right hand
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.