When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Ur mum

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.