When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

make south park refferences every day

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.