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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.
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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't
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i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5
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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person
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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.
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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.
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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.
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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.
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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.
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If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.