- Things You Think Only You Do

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.