Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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fall asleep in the shower.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Picking my nose.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.