hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Tear up when I poop

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Be a loner at school

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.