- Things You Think Only You Do

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

standing at the mall with your group talking, you all decide to start walking to a store, start to follow but half the group stays behind for a few seconds then they start walking, walk a slower pace only to find out that you're in the middle of your split groups e.g. 3 in front 4 behind...dont know which one to merge to......wait for your group to collaborate back together.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Being fat

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

The older I get the more honest I get

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.