- Things You Think Only You Do

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.