I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

thumb_up thumb_down -73

when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

thumb_up thumb_down -77

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

thumb_up thumb_down -79

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

thumb_up thumb_down -85

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

thumb_up thumb_down -91

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Put my hands together the 'other' way

thumb_up thumb_down -95

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

thumb_up thumb_down +38

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

thumb_up thumb_down +26

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

thumb_up thumb_down +22

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

thumb_up thumb_down +20

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

thumb_up thumb_down +14

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

thumb_up thumb_down +12

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

thumb_up thumb_down +6

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

thumb_up thumb_down +4

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

thumb_up thumb_down

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

thumb_up thumb_down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.