When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

listen to madonnas new album

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.