I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Courtesy flush.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I hum the MLP:FIM theme and hope no one recognizes the tune.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I was the real Stig...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Sometimes I wonder if my life is a dream and oneday I'll wake up as a newborn baby

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.