Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Tear up when I poop

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Be a loner at school

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.