If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.