- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.