(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Do somthing only you do

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I read the down voted posts

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.