wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Play with my own boobs for no reason

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Boinked my neighbor

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.