try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

Do somthing only you do

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I read the down voted posts

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

fall asleep in the shower.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.