Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Ur mum

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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k. everyone

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.