- Things You Think Only You Do

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Tear up when I poop

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.