I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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Ur mum

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.