- Things You Think Only You Do

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Be a loner at school

Tear up when I poop

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I read the down voted posts

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.