I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.