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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?
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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club
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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.
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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.