Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.