- Things You Think Only You Do

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I read the down voted posts

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.