When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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listen to madonnas new album

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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When posting these, I'm rarely able to read the words/letters in the box that prove you're human and not some computer virus. Now I'm starting to think I'm not a human......

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.