Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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When I make croissants from the Pillsbury can, I'll take one of the little triangles and eat it, because I like the consistency of dough, and i like the fizzy feeling of the yeast on my tongue.

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get annoyed when people talk on the phone really loudly in front of the TV, forcing you to mute your show, resulting in you missing half of what the people are saying.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.