- Things You Think Only You Do

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Tear up when I poop

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.