When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.