Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.