Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Picking my nose.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.