- Things You Think Only You Do

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.