Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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Poo really loud

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.