Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.