Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I piss in the bed every night

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Mayada stupid

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Do somthing only you do

When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Feels my beard with my tongue.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I read the down voted posts

Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.