- Things You Think Only You Do

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.