Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

humiliating little girls

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

blink

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

I have never watched Star Wars.

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.