When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.