cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Pretend i'm a sim.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

I read the down voted posts

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Poo really loud

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.