Feels my beard with my tongue.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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I read the down voted posts

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.