When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

I chew my ice cream.

Mayada stupid

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.