I read the down voted posts

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.