cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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I read the down voted posts

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Poo really loud

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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whenever someone pulls up beside you in another car, you are fully aware of them, but never look at them, your too cool to care what they look like.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.