- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Tear up when I poop

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I read the down voted posts

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.