Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Check the lint filter on the dryer every time I walk into the laundry room.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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when you're walking down the streets and you listen to your iPod, you pretend you're part of the music video for that song and when no ones looking, lip sync to the lyrics, as if the camera man's filming you >.

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.