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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

fall asleep in the shower.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Stand on the first floor and look up through the 2nd story railing just to look up women's skirts.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Being fat

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Things You Think Only You Do

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