Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Mayada stupid

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.