- Things You Think Only You Do

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

i can't watch the t.v. unless the volume ends in a 0 or 5

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.