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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.
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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.
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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.
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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.
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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.