- Things You Think Only You Do

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

If i read or see something good (on tv )the next time i daydream i am always some how involved in it

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I Masturbate Daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.