Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Tear up when I poop

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.