- Things You Think Only You Do

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.