Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Poo really loud

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.