I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.