I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

thumb_up thumb_down -14

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Feels my beard with my tongue.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

thumb_up thumb_down -22

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

thumb_up thumb_down -22

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

thumb_up thumb_down -24

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

thumb_up thumb_down -26

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -32

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

thumb_up thumb_down -44

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

thumb_up thumb_down -50

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

thumb_up thumb_down -54

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -60

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

thumb_up thumb_down -62

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

thumb_up thumb_down -62

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.