i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I piss in the bed every night

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.