Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I read the down voted posts

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

look at bins as i walk past them

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.