i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Tear up when I poop

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.