get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Ur mum

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.