Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.