Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

When you're walking and think of something funny and start laughing, but you don't want people to think you're weird, so you pull out your phone and pretend you're texting.

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.