Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and it's dark outside, I like to cover my body in petroleum jelly and pretend to be a slug.

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I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.