CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Ur mum

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.