I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Be a loner at school

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.