- Things You Think Only You Do

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Be a loner at school

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.