- Things You Think Only You Do

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Tear up when I poop

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Be a loner at school

I never feel bored

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.