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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)
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Boinked my neighbor
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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.
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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down
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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.
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listening to music and not realizing ur favorite song is on until the last word
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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.
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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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taking a shit while brushing my teeth.
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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.
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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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pull out a flies wings and let it go
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.