1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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blink

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.