Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Ur mum

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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look at bins as i walk past them

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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k. everyone

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.