I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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I piss in the bed every night

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Do somthing only you do

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.