- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

Tear up when I poop

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

Poo really loud

as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.