whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.