i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

I piss in the bed every night

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.