Eating chicken at KFC.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Play with my own boobs for no reason

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.