When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Ur mum

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.