- Things You Think Only You Do

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I never feel bored

Make sure I put the deodorant top back on the correct way -- you know, so the sticker is to the front.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Eating chicken at KFC.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.