watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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Made after doomsday plans

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.