The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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blink

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

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Kill Jb without getting aressted.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.