Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.