I never side with the majority (if given a choice.)

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For some reason some guy at the office started calling me "Biggus Dickus" and that became my nickname from there on... ...Cant help but smirk whenever my female employees gather and ask one another "But what is that Biggus Dickus guys real name? Is he really "Biggus Dickus? Such a strange name, should we call him Biggus Dickus or? etc" Nero the clit collector: AND THEY WONDER WHY I REFUSE TO TELL THEM MY REAL NAME XD They even have bets to see which one can guess "Biggus Dickus`s" real name... ...WHAT? YOU COLLECT STAMPS! THATS TWICE AS CRUEL... Besides you got like ten, I got about 300.005.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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look at bins as i walk past them

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.