Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.