- Things You Think Only You Do

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

fall asleep in the shower.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.