Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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Ur mum

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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putting your hand in the water in the back of the toilet and thinking its gross toilet water and get grossed out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.