Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Tear up when I poop

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.