When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Pretend you and your classmates are in a Hunger Games scenario.

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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I think of doing something productive, but can't work up the motivation and end up on the internet instead.

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Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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When i was a kid. I really dont care about the story of any animated film. As long as im watching it.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.