Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Be a loner at school

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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listen to madonnas new album

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.