you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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Be a loner at school

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.