Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.