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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I Masturbate Daily.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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I was the real Stig...

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.