Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Eating chicken at KFC.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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listen to madonnas new album

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.