Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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I read the down voted posts

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.

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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.