pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.

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humiliating little girls

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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i put a empty pack of cigarettes under my pillow and hoped the cigarette fairy would come when i was asleep

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Poo really loud

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.