Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

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I sleep naked cauz It's dead sexy.

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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My bedroom is at the end of the house, so when I turn the light out and sprint to the lounge room, thinking Jeff the Killer could get me...

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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Smell my fingers after I pick u pennies or unlock the door with my keys!

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.