Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

I hit the frig after sex

Mayada stupid

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.

I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.

Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.

When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".

when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.