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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.
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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...
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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god
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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)
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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.
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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!
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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.
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I hit the frig after sex
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Mayada stupid
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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pretend you have a fishing pole and are reeling in cars to pass them when your in the passengers seat going down the freeway.
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I forget I turned the toaster on and jump when it goes off.
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Decide to think about important things in the shower, but continually lose the train of thought and eventually give up.
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When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
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when u get something right and do a victory dance and the person to u is just like "da hell?"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.