When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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blink

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Hearing someone say something but saying "what" because you need more time to think of an answer

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Feel uncomfortable with the TV volume on an odd number

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Fantasize a situation that turns you into a person with superpowers or something.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.