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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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I piss in the bed every night
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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Tear up when I poop
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.