DIY LOL
Extreme Advertising
Quoted Coworkers
Scumbag Steve
WiFi LOL
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
…
Next ›
Last »
Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
When my girlfriend ask me what I am thinking about, I tell her I am thinking of all the great things about my last girlfriend.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-15
Feels my beard with my tongue.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
When I take a shower, I screw with my iPod for a half an hour "Waiting for the water to warm up".
thumb_up
thumb_down
-17
When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married
thumb_up
thumb_down
-21
When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-23
get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-27
Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
humiliating little girls
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
« First
‹ Prev
…
108
109
110
111
112
113
114
115
116
…
Next ›
Last »
Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.