- Things You Think Only You Do

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.