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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Go for a 10 mile run.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.
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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces
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I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)
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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.