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I piss in the bed every night

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Be a loner at school

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.