When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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Fart at work when I'm pretty sure no one will come to that area soon.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.