Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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Be a loner at school

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.