Be a loner at school

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Pretend i'm a sim.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.