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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.
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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine
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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.
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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things
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Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.