dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

Be a loner at school

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.