Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.