- Things You Think Only You Do

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.