I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.