I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.