- Things You Think Only You Do

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.