- Things You Think Only You Do

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Put my hands together the 'other' way

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I piss in the bed every night

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I chew my ice cream.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Tear up when I poop

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.