I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Poo really loud

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Sometimes I worry that my life is just someones dream and that I'm not real.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.