Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.