- Things You Think Only You Do

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Be a loner at school

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Videotape my mother in the shower.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

test how many stares you can scale in one step

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.