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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.
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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.
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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...
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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.
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I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall
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I have memorized my drivers license registration number
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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT
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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!
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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt
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you know that when things have only one like on this site, the people who wrote it liked it
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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case
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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you
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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.
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When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Chewing your chips softer so you can hear the tv
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.