Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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when you get a runny nose suddenly checks for blood oh good its clear

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Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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i answer "why" to questions and then when someone gets pissed i say "when" Hey Jim, how's Mary? Why? Because she's your sister and I care about you. Why? Because you're my best friend. Why? STOP IT! When?

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.