Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.