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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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I sleep in my underpants every single night
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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself
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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention
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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.
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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)
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Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Sometimes I toot.
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care
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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.
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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.
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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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Picking your dogs booger for him/her
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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.
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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth
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sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.