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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.
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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.
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Videotape my mother in the shower.
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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.
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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.
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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.
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not eating the ends of a hotdog.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.
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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?
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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.
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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.
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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?
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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.
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I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.
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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.
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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.