Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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make south park refferences every day

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.