- Things You Think Only You Do

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.