I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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blink

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.