Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

When theres a sex scene in the movie I like to jack off to see if I would last as long as the man -deadpool (yogurt)

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.