1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

blink

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.