When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Picking my nose.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.