Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.