Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I piss in the bed every night

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I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I chew my ice cream.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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Tear up when I poop

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.