When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Do somthing only you do

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.