Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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After masterbating, I wonder if my dead relatives can just see what I did?

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Walking around on the streets wondering if you are really walking in place, and the earth is spinning according to how you walk, like a treadmill.

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Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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humiliating little girls

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.