- Things You Think Only You Do

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.