touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

thumb_up thumb_down +15

When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

thumb_up thumb_down +11

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

thumb_up thumb_down +9

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I always think I have special powers

thumb_up thumb_down -1

I would try to make my pencil shavings as long as possible.

thumb_up thumb_down -3

I have an imaginary therapist. I talk to him in my head and he actually gives me really good answers.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

thumb_up thumb_down -15

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

thumb_up thumb_down -19

How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Be a loner at school

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

thumb_up thumb_down -27

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.