Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.