make south park refferences every day

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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I piss in the bed every night

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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Mayada stupid

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Be a loner at school

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.