- Things You Think Only You Do

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

make south park refferences every day

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Make up a song to yourself.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

I piss in the bed every night

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

Mayada stupid

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.