Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Poo really loud

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

Only use the left earphone.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.