Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

blink

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

make south park refferences every day

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.