Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

blink

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.