- Things You Think Only You Do

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

make south park refferences every day

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.