Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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I lift my butt when I'm farting

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

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Courtesy flush.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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I was the real Stig...

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When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.