getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.