When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I read the down voted posts

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.