I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Tear up when I poop

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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I think Frozen is an overrated film

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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.