- Things You Think Only You Do

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.