I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.