Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes I toot.

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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.