when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.