Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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Turn shower water all the way up hot before getting out because it feels good

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

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HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.