Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.