Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.