I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

I read the down voted posts

sometimes I can be really tired but when I go to bed I lie there for hours awake

I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.