sitting in the passenger seat of the car, move my head around gently to guide a piece of dirt on the window in the foreground around the obstacle course of trees, streetlights etc in the background. Also, imagine my eyes are projecting lasers which cut through anything and carve the passing world up to my design.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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make south park refferences every day

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.