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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.
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I was the real Stig...
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it
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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.
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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.
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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.