- Things You Think Only You Do

I was the real Stig...

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

The older I get the more honest I get

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

Go for a 10 mile run.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

Think something you shouldn't about someone, stop thinking about it in case they read your mind, and then, as an added precaution, think "I know you listening".

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Tear up when I poop

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.