Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Poo really loud

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

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Only use the left earphone.

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.