- Things You Think Only You Do

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Make odd grunting noises and sighs of relief while going #2.

When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Believing in the kindness of strangers

Sometimes there is a hair in my butt and then I pull it slowly out. And it feels funny.

I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I have a phobia of incest

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.