Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

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Pee in the shower

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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.