When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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blink

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I can't piss with my shoes on.

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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.