Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

I was the real Stig...

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

The older I get the more honest I get

Go for a 10 mile run.

Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

I piss in the bed every night

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.