when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

blink

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.