Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

I gotta get down of Friday

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Make up a song to yourself.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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I piss in the bed every night

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.