Still sitting on the toilet 20 minutes after you're done crapping... you're not alone.. -Professor.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Start the shower so no one hears you shit bricks

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Make sudden movements in the mirror to try and catch out my reflection.

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Have to have a certain light in the bathroom to poop. Also, nobody can be anywhere near me.

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.