When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Be a loner at school

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When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.