Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

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Do somthing only you do

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.