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hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Tear up when I poop

Be a loner at school

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

I read the down voted posts

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.