- Things You Think Only You Do

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Only use the left earphone.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.