When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Walk into a public bathroom and go to the urinal, but then stop and think theres some guy who will perv on you and then go in the cubicle.

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Feel the bed gets more comfortable the longer you put off getting into bed.

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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think about how different my life would be I if I didn't get married

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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When buying anything - a book, pint of milk, food, pen - will go to put down the first one you picked up to find a newer one.... Then feel really bad for the other one you put down and go back to that one so it doesn't feel hurt.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Say 'she's not here' when someone that I don't know calls and asks for me.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.