Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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humiliating little girls

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My daily agenda: wake up take a crap get out of bed...

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Courtesy flush.

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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This song will not come out of my head!

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.