Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Wipe my hands on a cold glass to clean my hands

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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Make a weird face when taking a picture with a friend, never see the picture, so you try to remake the face you did in a mirror to see how stupid you looked...

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.