When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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humiliating little girls

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.