- Things You Think Only You Do

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.