I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.