Mayada stupid

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.