Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.