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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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I chew my ice cream.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.
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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.
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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.
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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell
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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time
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Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open
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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.