- Things You Think Only You Do

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Courtesy flush.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.