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You take showers on school morning because you like to stand there under the hot water just thinking about life while your warm

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

When I was little I used to cover myself all the way up and put pillows around me, then ask my sister if she could see me, trying to be invisible when I sleep just in case someone breaks into my house at night.

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Pretending you're a badass character from an anime or movie when listening to rock music (or something similar)

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

get under the covers and curl up into a ball to get warm really fast

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.