Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Picking my nose.

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.