Mayada stupid

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.