Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Tear up when I poop

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Be a loner at school

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.