Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.