If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Sorry I posted last comment 3 times. And it is best ever not beat ever.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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Slowly close the fridge door to see when the light bulb turns off.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

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click your pen off of your desk and make it hop in the air

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.