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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move
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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.
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Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O
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I can't piss with my shoes on.
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.
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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.
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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry
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Take off the ends of the banana (
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as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT
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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.
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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe
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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.
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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"
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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection
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When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel
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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment
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I wonder if sport games are rigged?
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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out
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Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.
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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.