- Things You Think Only You Do

Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

Tear up when I poop

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.