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When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.
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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...
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I piss in the bed every night
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Mayada stupid
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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.
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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.
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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows
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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them
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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.
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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine
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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush
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When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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pee when you are dreaming haha lol
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When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them
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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.
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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out
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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.
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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.