turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sometimes I toot.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Be a loner at school

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I Think people can read my mind....."if you can read my mind nod your head or don't if you don't want me to know that you can" It doesn't work either way but yeah thats just me lol

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.