- Things You Think Only You Do

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I piss in the bed every night

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

Sing along to the radio in the car then stop at a red light when you realize other people can see you more easily.

try to get abs by doing the stupidest things

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Tear up when I poop

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.