While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

Picking my nose.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

rub your face on your legs after shaving to feel how smooth they are.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.