see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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blink

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.