never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

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Thinking something embarrassing, then having to talk to someone and suddenly getting worried you are about to blurt out your thoughts

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Smoking in the shower.

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.