I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

when I go shopping I go in the store, get what I need and then I leave I don't browse.

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.