- Things You Think Only You Do

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.

I like to turn the lights off in the bathroom, actually block every little bit of light I possibly can, then take a nice warm shower, curl up on the floor, block my ears and enjoy the warm water and sensory deprivation.

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

Thinking your life is a movie...

I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.