when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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At night, everytime when i walk past that curtain lampost, it goes off.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Ur mum

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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Courtesy flush.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.