- Things You Think Only You Do

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Tear up when I poop

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

I read the down voted posts

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.