Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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I mean Diana Ross.

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.