- Things You Think Only You Do

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.

Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

I hate when my mom hangs my underwear on the clothesline outside.

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I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.