Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.