Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

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Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.