Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Always have your feet under the cover, and if not, you think that something will get you.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

I sleep in my underpants every single night

Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

I wonder if sport games are rigged?

Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

I pee on the bathroom sink everytime, because I am lazy to open the toilet, even when I visit other people, sorry friends and family =)

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.