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Close all the windows on my computer when parents walk in.
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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.
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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video
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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?
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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.
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When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.
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Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.
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When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning
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I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.
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If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!
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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"
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I got 12 months free xbox live gold from this website http://freexboxlivegoldcodes.org .You can also get it.
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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.
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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized
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Thinking about life as if its just a dream and wondeing if one day your just going to wake up and be like " wtf just happend".....
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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Mostly make fun of my best friends but never make fun of just regular friends
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eating a sandwich with strategically placed bites such that i get the same ratio of crust to tastier non-crust sandwich center in each bite. sometimes i just take two smaller bites of crust and center part so that i don't have to taste mostly bread crust in a mouthful.
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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.
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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.