Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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Thinking about a situation someone else in the world might be in. For example, Someone dying and the pain they must be going through.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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Get excited when the captcha says something related to whatever you're posting

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.