Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

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I chew my ice cream.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.