Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

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Sometimes I toot.

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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Be a loner at school

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.