- Things You Think Only You Do

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

Only use the left earphone.

Picking my nose.

I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

When im alone i rub myself in vasaline and pretend that im a slug on the kitchen floor.

when i listen to music in my earphones, i always pretend its me performing the song to an audience.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

When someone wants to kill a bug, I'll get insane and catch the bug, then run out and release the bug while saying "NOW YOU'RE FREE!!!!!"

if im somewhere and say i get a itchy ass,i would say to a friend whilst sctatching " i have the itchyist but whole in the world right now" jokingly. but then think to myself, i wonder if there is someone in the world right now at the same time as me who has actually got a itchyer butt lol

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.