I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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When people are walking behind me I automatically think they are staring at my ass and get self-conscious.

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Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Sometimes I pee sitting down and act like i'm a girl.

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I can only brush my teeth at exactly 7:43 AM...Am I weird?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.