Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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I giggle in my head when anyone says duty.

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Hide your I pod when your parents walk in at 12pm and then go back to what ever you were doing when they leave.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

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Pretend you are turning Super Saiyan when sat on the toilet

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(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.