after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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Feels my beard with my tongue.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Sometimes I look at security cameras and start to act suspiciously like I'm up to something... but really... I'm not.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

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I speak dialogues at home to myself that I could possibly have with people in hypothetical situations. Km

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Not vote up my own posts? I bet I'm among the few..

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Courtesy flush.

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.