- Things You Think Only You Do

When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

I sometimes look at a guy and wonder how big their dick is.

dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

I piss in the bed every night

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

Sometimes when you're at work and you're REALLY horny, you look around at the women you work with and think who you really would like to bone, then on another particular day when you aren't horny, you see the same women and think to yourself " I must have REALLY been horny. What was I thinking?" lol (not trying to be gross, but honestly, who doesn't get horny while at work sometimes)

I hit the frig after sex

Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

Sometimes after a long, hard day or when something bad happens I just sit down and cry in the shower.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

Whenever I hear someone say a word in a way that I like, I repeat it.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.