- Things You Think Only You Do

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.