I piss in the bed every night

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Tear up when I poop

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.