- Things You Think Only You Do

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Tear up when I poop

Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

Be a loner at school

I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Wanting to change your name to Peter Jankins

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

taking your t shirt or sweatshirt off quickly so nothing gets you while its over your face

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

I got a lot of high rated entries, but they dont contain Moral: This.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.