- Things You Think Only You Do

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

Nero the clit collector. What+ you never collected stamps, coins or something? YOUR CRIMES! WHAT ARE YOUR CRIMES FOR FUCKlNG CRIMES SAKE ETC.

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

Instead of reading the sunday comics, I read the nutrition facts on the cereal box.

Unable to be near my cat without petting her or talking to her.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

I lift my butt when I'm farting

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.