Not eat French fries because I don't like the taste rather than because they are unhealthy?

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Before I meet someone I've never met before, I think of stuff to say or do to prevent it from being awkward, but when I finally meet them I do none of the things I thought about doing.

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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Take pieces of loose hair and keep it in a plastic bag in my wallet so if I ever get killed and my ID stolen, my body can still be identified.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

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I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

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Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.