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Go for a 10 mile run.
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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.
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Being able to think about great ideas for the world, but not being able to get a math problem done.
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.
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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy
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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..
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I piss in the bed every night
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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.
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I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.
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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!
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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.
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(I have made this mistake mostly when I'm at the movies) When the cashier gives me the ticket and says enjoy the movie because I am so used to people saying have a nice day I say you too!(FACE PALM)
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.
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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster
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Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.
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Tear up when I poop
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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.
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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.