I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day

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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

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Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

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When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.