Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Putting pressure on my closed eyes and seeing fireworks behind my eyelids

I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

I use my magic powers to give shaddy politicians their comeuppance (I don't have any magic powers lol)

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.