- Things You Think Only You Do

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.

Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Tear up when I poop

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

i fap in the bathroom because its the only room i have a reason to lock the door in.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.