- Things You Think Only You Do

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

Fire imaginary rocket launchers at passenger planes flying overhead, then panic thinking what if it really blows up?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.