- Things You Think Only You Do

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Play my music so low in public that I can hardly hear it in my headphones for fear of others being able to hear what I'm listening to.

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.

eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

Wish you could delete a post if it gets thumbs down

Think of something to post but cant put it into words.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

Make up a song to yourself.

After going to the toilet to do a S#!* I will only sit on one cheek for the rest of the day until I bathe

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

I piss in the bed every night

touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

When no one is around, kick a push door open to feel like a badass.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.