- Things You Think Only You Do

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

I used to eat bath bubbles

I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".

have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.