- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

-10

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

-14

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

-14

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

-16

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

-18

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

-18

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

-20

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

-22

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

-24

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

-24

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

-28

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

-30

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

-30

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

-32

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

-34

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

-36

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

-38

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

-38

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

-42

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

-42

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

-44

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

I mean Diana Ross.

Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

Things You Think Only You Do