wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I can only play a piano with my right hand

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

Every time you use a vending machine you hope you get lucky and 2 things drop down.

Counting down on a digital clock, trying to say "0" just as the time changes.

After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.