The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

test how many stares you can scale in one step

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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don't wash my hands after using the toilet because its a waste of time

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.