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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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Always cover yourself in the bathroom mirror at home because you have this strange feeling that people at school are all watching you through your mirror~pls tell me im not the only one who ever feels this~oh well

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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I sometimes go out of my way to make sure I have my iPhone with me in the bathroom while taking a poop.

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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humiliating little girls

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.