Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

I gotta get down of Friday

Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

as you walk down the street, you pretend that all of the people were zombies and you pretend you have a gun and give them headshots (even imitate the gunshot with your mouth) -MATT

Sing every word to Bohemian Rhapsody every time you hear it in the most dramatic way possible.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

When the T.V switches to commercial sometimes I forget what I was watching Noel

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

strawberry flavored hemorrhoid cream

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.