Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Picking your dogs booger for him/her

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

After eating a sandwich, eat the leftover sesame seeds one-by-one.

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.