I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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Picking your dogs booger for him/her

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

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when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.