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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people
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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.
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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.
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I used to eat bath bubbles
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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.
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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.
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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.
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When in a public toilet, I never leave the cubicle until everyone is either out of the room or in their own cubicle.
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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.
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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole
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I throw a piece of paper in the toilet and try to "sink it" either with my "super stream wave" and if it does not work, I unleash my secret (but not always available weapon) "dept charge bombs".
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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?
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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.
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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.
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Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things
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I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.
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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.
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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.
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When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.