Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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I sometimes start thinking about very non sexual things in the middle of masturbation, like what I'm going to wear the next day.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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After watching a really good film that has a narrator, everything I do is narrated by that person in my head.

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Look in the fridge 10 times without eating anything

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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Hoping if I fall asleep on the couch while my family is in the room I dont have a dream about sex and wake up moaning and groaning...

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.