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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.
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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises
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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.
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When I walking the same direction as other people, I secretly race them and do the sports commentry in my head
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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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get a really delicious smelling soap or candle and feel sad when you remember you can't eat it.
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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength
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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower
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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer
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Inspect the shower, bath or toilet, then washing it until you believe it is suitable to use.
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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.
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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate
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while you put your t-shirt on, you get frightened that someone's watching you behind your shirt so you try to put it on as soon as possible.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Imagin what would happen if there was a zombie invasion just at your house.
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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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try to give your friends spirit animals
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.
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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.
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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.
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make south park refferences every day
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Go to bed at 9 am and then regret whole day is wasted
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.