I always feel as if someone is always watching me on a screen where ever I am, and every person in the world is also being watched as well

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I piss in the bed every night

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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When reading a book where the main character has the same name as someone I know, I visualize that character in my head as that person.

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While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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I hold in my shit only because i am soo occupied with my current task.

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.