I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.

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Sitting on a toilet in a public bathroom and staying silent until everyone leaves, so you do not feel the embarrassment

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Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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Keep things on my body equal. ex. Hold something in my right hand so I hold something equally heavy in my left hand.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Mouth words to people wearing headphones to try and get them to take them off.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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Manage to be more AWESOME! THAN YOU IN EVERY SINGLE WAY! YES YOU! YOU DONT HIDE FROM ME! YEAH CHANGE THE PAGE LIKE THE PUSSY YOU ARE, COME OVER HERE INTO THE SCREEN (NOT HOME IM NAKED AND NOT IN THE MOOD FOR RAPING NOW SO YEAH ANYWAY) MORAL; THE ORIGINAL NOT THE CULT MORAL CODE FUCK ASSHOLE OKAY? DO I SEEM LIKE I WANT A CULT? OR THAT I JUST WANT TO CHAINSAW THE HEAD OF YOUR DOG AND PACK IT IN A NICE GIFT BOX FOR YOU? HUUUUUH!?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.