When you look in the mirror, and it ruins your whole day.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

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accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.