When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

when im alone i pretend to sniper zombies out my bedroom window

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

I don't read the terms of service.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.