I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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The only time I seem to look at the clock is when the numbers read my birth date.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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not eating the ends of a hotdog.

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go to the search engine suggestions and see what people found, then type them in to see if you get the same results

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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test how many stares you can scale in one step

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Leftovers are better than the actual meal ;)

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Use the letters on my phone to make words to help me remember important numbers

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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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YEET! TURN UP! KEEP IT ONEHUNNIT DADDY!! YAS GAGA YASS!! SIGN ME UP FOR THAT!! PU$$Y ON FLEEK!! PULLOUT GAME STRONG! LARRY IS REAL!! IMMA LET YOU FINISH!! IMMA REAL G! HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGSHIT!!!!!! I SAID HA! BITCH WHERE??? GIVE ME SOME ASS!! WHAT ARE THOOOSE!!! WHERE THEY AT THO?! BITCH BETTA HAVE MUH MONEY! FCK HER RIGHT IN THE PSSY! EAT THAT BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES!!!!! SURFBOARD! IM NOT GAY NO MORE! WHO'S YOUR DADDY? HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?!! QUEEN! SLAY!

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Write angry notes into your search browser in case any Russian spies are watching.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Whenever I think of something creative or weird, I always wonder if someone thought of the same thing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.