- Things You Think Only You Do

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

Do somthing only you do

Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

on hot summer days when I exit the shower I only dry off my legs to the point where they aren't dripping but my leg hair is still wet.

When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

I don't read the terms of service.

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

not eating the ends of a hotdog.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.