Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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You think about all the stupid things you did in elementary school and avoid anyone who went to your elementary school in high school.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Right after moving to a new place I check my room for hidden cameras.

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1. When you're downstairs at night you go upstairs as fast as fucking possible. 2. When you switch volume in TV, the second number has to be 0 or 5.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I am a masculine guy but in private I listen to very sensitive songs. ie: careless wispers

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I'm in a car and I hear a song on the radio, I always imagine myself performing it perfectly in front of a crowd even though I know I'd never be able to do that. I've done this since I was very young and still do.

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sometimes i mouth improvised, ridiculous sentences in the mirror to see what i look like when i talk to people

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.