Constantly hearing your name in public and asking "did you just hear my name?"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Thinking epic thoughts like "Man, had a great workout today" just in case someone is reading my mind.

I piss in the bed every night

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

Getting secretly pissed off when people don't like your birthday post on their Facebook wall.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

When I'm in the car I imagine I'm Superman flying along next to the car, whipping under, over and around traffic signs, trees, and fences. Sometimes I then fly up above the traffic a little. Then I get worried I will cause a traffic accident because people will be watching me instead of the road. I've done this since I was a kid. I'm 45 now and I still do it! Sometimes I'm Spider-Man, swing and jumping from truck to truck, car to car to keep moving fast along the highway. And lately, sometimes I do the Superman flying thing, but as Iron Man.

hover over public toilets and end up leaving a sprinkling of pee that lands uniformly all over on the seat then use a big wad of TP and my foot to wipe down the seat.

brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Tear up when I poop

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.