Poo really loud

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When you're chatting with a friend while you're walking around and not really paying attention then you turn around to took at your friend and you realise you've been talking to someone you don't even know the entire time.

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Walk around downtown and spot good camping spots or sniping spots, cause life is a FPS.

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

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Feel really paranoid until my game score is a multiple of 5

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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make south park refferences every day

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I look at this site and wonder if the thumbs up are all from people who actually do the same thing, or just people who like that or think it's a funny thing to do.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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Wondering if your life is a TV show, and people are watching what you do.

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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.